Archive for September 2005

Subject: Isn’t it all about oral sex, really?
From: “Rev. Magdalen”
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: magdalen@subgenius.com
Date: Sun, Mar 12, 2000 1:27 AM
Message-ID: <38CB390A.D2033181@home.com>
Nenslo and Iceknife have been talking a lot lately about feelings and
emotions and compassion, and I think that’s just super. But doesn’t it
all come down to oral sex in the end? I mean — much like rock and
stick are the fundamentals of tools, oral sex is the basic driving force
that causes people to be nice to one another, because you can FORCE
yourself on the vagina or penis, but you’re partner has to really WANT
to use the mouth (plus they could really hurt you if you tried to force
it — the human jaw is really strong). Thus you have to learn to be
nice if you’re going to get any.
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Subject: Re: Isn’t it all about oral sex, really?
From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 12, 2000 1:39 AM
Message-ID:

magdalen@subgenius.com (Rev. Magdalen) posted to alt.slack on Sun, 12
Mar 2000 06:27:39 GMT with <38CB390A.D2033181@home.com>

> Thus you have to learn to be nice if you’re going to get
>any.

what does it mean when you are nice and people just look at you funny?


“stop talking to yourself.
you don’t like you any better
than anyone else who knows you.”
-ICEKNIFE
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Subject: Re: Isn’t it all about oral sex, really?
From: ePRONO
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 12, 2000 3:45 AM
Message-ID: <38CB5927.29DD@subgenius.com>

that’s because YOU SUCK
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Subject: Re: Isn’t it all about oral sex, really?
From: Unit 4
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Sun, Mar 12, 2000 4:12 AM
Message-ID:

On Sun, 12 Mar 2000 06:39:55 GMT, kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob) wrote, in
alt.slack:

}magdalen@subgenius.com (Rev. Magdalen) posted to alt.slack on Sun, 12
}Mar 2000 06:27:39 GMT with <38CB390A.D2033181@home.com>
}
}> Thus you have to learn to be nice if you’re going to get
}>any.
}
}what does it mean when you are nice and people just look at you funny?

That depends.

Funny ha-ha, funny strange, or funny sick?
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Subject: Re: Isn’t it all about oral sex, really?
From: nu-monet
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Mar 12, 2000 9:54 AM
Message-ID: <38CBAF8C.1DF2@succeeds.com>

kevbob wrote:
>
> magdalen@subgenius.com (Rev. Magdalen) posted to alt.slack on Sun, 12
> Mar 2000 06:27:39 GMT with <38CB390A.D2033181@home.com>
>
> > Thus you have to learn to be nice if you’re going to get
> >any.
>
> what does it mean when you are nice and people just look at you funny?
>

It means that you have do be nice for a while before you stick
your dick out at them. If you just smile at someone and stick
your dick out, it only works occassionally. It also helps if
you do it in context for oral sex. For example, if you stick
out your dick at a window at the DMV, it usually won’t work.

The best trick is to be giving *them* oral sex, and when they’re
starting to enjoy it, maneuver your sex parts so they wave
conspicuously in their face. However, you may choose not to
do this, as the decline of the American educational system
has also affected instruction in how to give oral sex. Most
schools would consider it an “elective”. They might try to
stick your dick in their ear, or up their nose, or something.

You should also remember, that, even under the best of
circumstances, oral sex is still a lot like being attacked
by a giant snail.

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Erotic talk with a virtual partner in chatrooms on the Internet are enough grounds for a spouse to file for divorce, a legal magazine said Wednesday, citing a recent ruling in Belgium.

Belgian legal publication De Juristenkrant said the Brussels Appeals Court ruled that although transcripts of the erotic chatroom conversation do not prove adultery, they do constitute proof of “grossly insulting behavior” which is sufficient grounds to file for divorce.

What is it about spanking that women and men seem to get off on? Is it something from their childhood? I know when I was a kid I couldn’t stand the thought of being spanked and now as an adult it’s really not something I care to do either. Sure I have smacked my wifes ass now and again as a fun, playful gesture but we never get into the red ass type of spanking and don’t think we ever will.
Now we have played with feather whips and those are fun, I believe she enjoys it a little more than I do though.
There are those though that love to be whipped to the point of major pain, whipped with things like wooden paddles, leather whips, belts and even electric cords. I think this belongs more in the catagory of BDSM than spanking. Pain is what I call it, they call it pleasure.
I know a few people who are into this kind of thing, and hey, whatever floats your boat, all I would like to know is ‘where does it come from’? I mean, at what point do you realize that the pain of something is turning you on?
Personally, pleasure is what you make of it, I don’t know the definition but I am sure it’s something like pleasure; something that is pleasing to the senses. and if that means pain is pleasing then I guess that is what they would call pleasure.
Hey go for it! Just keep it away from me ;) pain that is.

The way police told it, Southwest Los Angeles home-invasion robbery suspect Carlos Hawthorne was trying to throw detectives off his trail. Hawthorne, 20, was one of two men who allegedly invaded Vanessa Arlene Sells’ home Sunday, shot her and her daughter, and fled in their 1992 Lexus. Police said Hawthorne called them about 7:30 p.m. Monday to report that he had seen three men running away from a Lexus near the 2500 block of Clyde Avenue in Culver City. Police officers from the LAPD’s special-problems unit responded to Hawthorne’s call and spotted the Lexus. Meanwhile, Hawthorne remained on the phone with a communications operator who was able to determine where he was calling from: a phone booth at 3560 La Cienaga Blvd., less than a mile from where the car was found. The officers found Hawthorne at the phone booth, still talking to the operator and with the keys to the Lexus in his hand, and detained him. When they searched his pockets, they found a silver necklace and a bracelet that matched the description of jewelry that had been stolen from Sells’ home. They later booked him on charges of robbery and attempted murder.

A young couple from Motzkin, Israel, decided to introduce some variety to their love life and took photos of themselves making love. They gave the negatives to be developed to a local photo shop. A couple of hours later they returned and were appalled to see that the shop’s owner decided to make some copies for himself (for personal use). They demanded the negatives and the shop’s owner refused. When they turned to the police the owner tried to accuse the couple of blackmail. An investigation is currently being held against the shop’s owner on the charge of intrusion of privacy. Not only did the shop owner *hide* the fact that he made copies of the pictures for himself, he actually *insisted* on his “right” to keep them. How’s THAT for stupid?

(Location Unknown): A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole–are you ready for this?–the bank’s video camera. While it was recording. Remotely. (That is, the videotape recorder was located elsewhere in the bank, so he didn’t get the videotape of himself stealing the camera.)

Virginia: Two men in a pickup truck went to a new-home site to steal a refrigerator. Banging up walls, floors, etc., they snatched a refrigerator from one of the houses, and loaded it onto the pickup. The truck promptly got stuck in the mud, so these brain surgeons decided that the refrigerator was too heavy. Banging up *more* walls, floors, etc., they put the refrigerator BACK into the house, and returned to the pickup truck, only to realize that they locked the keys in the truck–so they abandoned it.

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LONDON (Odd Times) - Leaders from around the world have welcomed the much anticipated latest Harry Potter book.

Presidents and prime ministers have mixed views on J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. But they agree it is an important piece of art.

“Larry Potter has chosen the right side - fighting the bad guys of this world. I sure hope to meet him one day,” U.S. President George W. Bush said.

“Airư Podeur is the best French book I ‘ave read since I wrote War and Peace in the 1890s,” French leader Jacques Chirac said.

“With the help of Allah, this evil book will burn in Hell. Except for the 30 copies that, with the help of Allah, will arrive in my cave shortly,” suspected terrorist Osama bin Laden announced.

Meanwhile, one in a thousand people in western Congo said they had “never heard” of Harry Potter. The local authorities said they would take “appropriate measures” to ensure this changes.

Posted by Odd Times at 10:04 PM

Monday, March 14, 2005
Russian grabs London

LONDON (Odd Times) - A Russian oil billionaire has bought the city of London for $20 billion.

Victor Smir Noff, 32, announced his purchase of England’s capital at a press conference Monday.

“Ever since I was a kid, I’ve wanted to own New York. But it wasn’t for sale,” Noff said.

The 32-year-old from a remote village in the region of Korapsky has amassed a huge fortune after he bought the rights to Korapsky’s oil reserves for $1 in 1991.

Noff plans to move into Buckingham Palace with his wife, Babushka, and two teenage children. The Queen has been given a one-month deadline to find a new home outside the capital.

London Mayor Ken Livingstone said he was “saddened” that a sale of the city was necessary in order to avoid going bust.

He added that he will take up a position as special adviser to Noff.

Posted by Odd Times at 9:49 PM

Sunday, March 13, 2005
McDonald’s sues obese woman

PARIS (Odd Times) - McDonald’s in France is suing a customer for being “disgustingly obese”.

The company said it is dragging Marie-Elle Degenere to court after she visited McDonald’s in Lille earlier this year.

“She weighed at least 400 pounds. Yet she only ordered one Big Mac. We cannot tolerate that,” a spokesman for the restaurant chain said.

Ms. Denegere said she was “hurt” by the attack on her. She did acknowledge, however, that she is obese and therefore should not have visited McDonald’s.

Posted by Odd Times at 7:52 PM

Saturday, March 12, 2005
Rapper ridicules weapons story

CHICAGO (Odd Times) - A leading rap artist has denied media reports that he does not own and carry a hand weapon.

“Man, what a load of crap. I can’t take it seriously,” Chicago-based Mottafucka said.

According to Mottafucka, he “naturally” carries a gun at all times. He added that - contrary to the report in the Chicago Times - he has been involved in “at least” 11 shootouts and has suffered three bullet wounds.

A source at hip-hop site Rapsheet.com said that some rap artists do in fact not carry a gun, but are afraid to admit it.

Posted by Odd Times at 3:19 PM

Friday, March 11, 2005
Bin Laden phone book leaked

ISLAMABAD (Odd Times) - Suspected terrorist leader Osama bin Laden is said to be “extremely distressed” after his mobile phone has been hacked.

The contents of bin Laden’s address book were published late Friday on an Arabic website. Odd Times has chosen to publish a selection of the most important contacts:

Dad (don’t call after 5 PM): +966 6482-44568
Domino’s Pizza (don’t give out your real name): +1 800-800-040
Al Jazeera (make collect call): +971 4319-7575
Sky Cable (invoice to dad): +44 800-800-800
Hooters Islamabad (say your name is Bob): +92 4386-4542

Sorry guys, just on this kick lately, too funny!

Surprise Attack Surprise
2005 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
(3 January 2005, St. Maurice, Switzerland) It was the first week of a weapons refresher course, and Swiss Army Grenadier Detachment 20/5 had just finished training with live ammunition. The shooting instructor ordered the soldiers to secure their weapons for a break.
The 24-year-old second lieutenant, in charge of this detachment, decided this would be a good time to demonstrate a knife attack on a soldier. Wielding his bayonet, he leaped toward one of his men, achieving complete surprise.

But earlier that week, the soldiers had been drilled to release the safety catch and ready their guns for firing in the shortest possible time. The surprised soldier, seeing his lieutenant leaping toward him with a knife, snapped off a shot to protect himself from the attack.

The lesson could not have been more successful: the soldier had saved himself and protected the rest of the detachment from a surprise attack. The lieutenant might have wished to commend his soldier on his quick action and accurate marksmanship. Unfortunately, he had been killed with one shot.

Mining for Elephants
2005 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
15 February 2005, Rushinga, Zimbabwe
The elephants were trampling Christian’s maize field, which he planted on an elephant trail of long standing. He had to find a way to fight back! Fortunately, there was an old minefield nearby, on the Zimabwe-Mozambique border. Christian figured a few landmines planted around his field would soon teach the elephants a lesson they would never forget.

Christian may have gotten the idea of using the mines from a couple of incidents that had recently transpired. A local resident had been injured after picking up a landmine while herding cattle the week before. A week before that, another Rushinga man had lost part of his leg after stepping on a landmine. The other villagers saw the writing on the wall, and avoided the landmines.

But Christian realized they were just what he needed! Clearly, these mines could cause great damage to an elephant! He dug up five that had been exposed by recent heavy rains, and began carrying them home.

These unstable mines detonated, killing Christian instantly.

Then total number of elephants injured? Zero.

NEW DELHI (AP) - India may be the land of the Kamasutra, the ancient treatise on sex, but public displays of affection remain strictly taboo in the country’s hinterlands, as an Israeli couple found out.

They were fined 500 Indian rupees (about $13 Cdn) each for embracing and kissing after getting married in a traditional Hindu ceremony in the northwestern Indian town Pushkar, the Asian Age newspaper reported Wednesday.

The Israeli Embassy in New Delhi confirmed the incident and identified the couple as Alon Orpaz and Tehila Salev, who decided to get married while visiting India. The embassy did not provide additional details.

The Asian Age said priests at Pushkar’s Brahma temple were so outraged when the couple smooched as hymns were still being chanted that they filed a police complaint.

A court in Pushkar then charged them with indecency and ordered them to pay the fine or face 10 days in jail, the newspaper reported. The couple decided to pay, it said.

“We will not tolerate any cultural pollution of this sort,” the newspaper quoted a priest, Ladoo Ram Sharma, as saying.

Pushkar, located on the banks of Pushkar Lake, is a popular Hindu pilgrimage spot that’s also frequented by foreign tourists, who take in the town’s annual cattle fair and camel races.

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Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

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AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - A field reporter for a new Dutch television talk show plans to use heroin and other illegal drugs on the air during the weekly program on issues that concern young people, producers said Wednesday.

The announcement of “Shoot Up and Swallow,” scheduled to premiere as a late-night show Oct. 10, sparked an outcry. Even in the liberal Netherlands, where marijuana is sold and used openly, the proposed drug use by reporter Filemon Wesselink is illegal.

This is dangerous and it sets a bad example,” said Pieter Heerma, spokesman for the governing center-right Christian Democrat party. `We’re going to ask the justice minister for his view on what the law says about this, and his view on the dangers and risks involved.’

Justice Ministry spokesman Ivo Hommes said it was not immediately clear whether Wesselink could be prosecuted. Possession of any amount of heroin is illegal, but in practice police usually do not arrest anyone with less than a half gram of the highly addictive narcotic.

The actual taking of drugs is a health problem, not a criminal act, though it’s obviously hard to take drugs without possessing them first,” Hommes said. “In any case, it’s not something we endorse, and doing it on television is undesirable.

The show’s in-studio host, Sophie Hilbrand, will interview guests about drug use and abuse, while Wesselink appears in segments taped in the field as he experiments with drugs and liquor. Another reporter, Ties Van Westing, will do segments about engaging in sex acts, but not on camera.

For one episode, Wesselink, 26, plans to smoke heroin, said Ingrid Timmer, spokeswoman for the show’s producer, BNN. For others, he plans to go on a drinking binge in a series of pubs and to take the hallucinogenic drug LSD - on his couch under the supervision of his mother.

It’s not our intention to create an outcry. We just want to talk about subjects that are part of young people’s lives, Timmer said.

The Netherlands is known for its lenient marijuana policy, under which the sale and use of the drug in small quantities are not prosecuted even though technically illegal. Other drugs, including heroin, LSD, cocaine and Ecstasy, are outlawed, and dealers are prosecuted. The legal age for consumption of alcohol and tobacco is 16.

BEIJING - A rubber company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky.

Spokesman Liu Wenhua, of the Guangzhou Rubber Group, said the company was handing out 100,000 free Clinton and Lewinsky condoms as part of a promotion to raise consumer awareness of its new products.

Liu said the company had chosen to use the Clinton name because consumers viewed the 42nd president as a responsible person, who would want to stress safe sex as an effective way to prevent the spread of the HIV virus.

Like I’d want Clinton on my dick.

TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese woman called in the police after a hitman she paid to kill her lover’s wife failed to carry out the job.

The 32-year-old Tokyo woman was arrested on Wednesday for incitement to murder, the Daily Yomiuri newspaper said on Friday.

The woman contacted a private detective through a Web site last November and paid him 1 million yen (4,991 pounds) in cash to murder her love rival, the paper said.

The 40-year-old detective accepted the money and suggested he could carry out the job by chasing the victim on a motorcycle and spraying her with a biological agent in a tunnel.

Police also arrested the private detective and found the alleged target safe and well, the paper said.

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ZAGREB (Reuters) - Croatia has launched a new reality show on the Internet, starring sheep instead of people.

The winner of the 10-day Stado (herd) show, which closes on September 17, will receive poetry in its honour instead of money.

Those voted out of the seven-member herd might be eaten, the Vecernji List daily reported on Wednesday.

The show can be followed 24 hours a day on website www.stado.org, where visitors can see how the sheep feed and interact with each other.

They can then choose which sheep to vote out.

The show drew anger from human rights groups who reported animal abuse to local veterinary inspectors.

“I am not an insensitive bastard who abuses animals. We’ve called a vet for those sheep that were in poorer shape,” organiser Sinisa Labrovic told the daily.

He said the aim of the project was to show that “more and more people, especially those who take part in reality shows, are made to look like sheep in every situation”.

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I am not at all surprised that these teen girls will have sex for money. Think about it, teens are always wanting something, and unless they have an awesome job, there is no way they could afford everything they would want to buy. That’s where these guys come in. They drive around looking for girls that need a little cash and see what they will do for that money.
They have had some real good luck lately, seems like there is a shortage of money for teens and so these girls are willing to do just about anything for some cold hard green and these guys got something nice and hard they can work on for that money!

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WARSAW (AFP) - A Polish do-it-yourself and hardware shop has offered an hour in a brothel to customers who spend more than 10,000 zlotys (about 3,000 dollars, 2,500 euros) on construction material, the company said.

“It’s a case, if you like, of different strokes for different folks, in terms of doing business,” said Roman Myszko, boss of the Bepol shop in Elblag, in northern Poland.

“Nearby, there is a house of leisure, which is where the idea for this special offer came from,” he told AFP.

The owner of the brothel “came to our shop to buy some paintbrushes and paint. I knew immediately what her line of business was, and I talked with her (about proposing the special offer) and she agreed,” Myszko told the Zycie Warszawy daily.

Two Bepol customers have “earned themselves entry tickets” to the brothel, each valued at 100 zlotys.

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Lucy told the painters once they finished painting her house, she’d give them a bonus, course they did’nt realize she was’nt talking about money. She’d watched them all that week, their young hard bodies sweaty from working, she was so horny watching the sexy boys work. Lucy was a mature lady but she still had the goods, she could suck a cock like no one else. Her pussy was ripe, experienced and dripping wet.

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How fun can it be to sit around all day, watching soaps, cleaning house, taking care of the kids, making meals. It has to get stale after awhile and then there is the husband. He leaves for work at 7am only to return home tired and grumpy from a hard days work, he eats the meal you make only to complain that he had it last week or for lunch and then reads the paper and hits the sack.

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She wanted a party and she got one, she got a face full of cum, warm and sticky, dripping down her chin. Jenny said she loved the taste of cum, a rare female find if you ask me. She said she was horny, wanting as many hard cocks as she could handle, we gave her just what she wanted. She got all three of us hard in matter of minutes with that soft warm mouth, taking us down to the balls. It was’nt hard to get excited over this little cutie, she had perfect firm uplifted tits, perfect for a cum bath all over those hard nipples. One by one we all came on her face, I think I got some in her eye, though she did’s seem to mind. She did surprize me by swallowing alot of cum, even licking her lips.

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