Subject: Isn’t it all about oral sex, really?
From: “Rev. Magdalen”
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: magdalen@subgenius.com
Date: Sun, Mar 12, 2000 1:27 AM
Message-ID: <38CB390A.D2033181@home.com>
Nenslo and Iceknife have been talking a lot lately about feelings and
emotions and compassion, and I think that’s just super. But doesn’t it
all come down to oral sex in the end? I mean — much like rock and
stick are the fundamentals of tools, oral sex is the basic driving force
that causes people to be nice to one another, because you can FORCE
yourself on the vagina or penis, but you’re partner has to really WANT
to use the mouth (plus they could really hurt you if you tried to force
it — the human jaw is really strong). Thus you have to learn to be
nice if you’re going to get any.
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Subject: Re: Isn’t it all about oral sex, really?
From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 12, 2000 1:39 AM
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magdalen@subgenius.com (Rev. Magdalen) posted to alt.slack on Sun, 12
Mar 2000 06:27:39 GMT with <38CB390A.D2033181@home.com>
> Thus you have to learn to be nice if you’re going to get
>any.
what does it mean when you are nice and people just look at you funny?
–
“stop talking to yourself.
you don’t like you any better
than anyone else who knows you.”
-ICEKNIFE
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Subject: Re: Isn’t it all about oral sex, really?
From: ePRONO
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 12, 2000 3:45 AM
Message-ID: <38CB5927.29DD@subgenius.com>
that’s because YOU SUCK
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Subject: Re: Isn’t it all about oral sex, really?
From: Unit 4
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Sun, Mar 12, 2000 4:12 AM
Message-ID:
On Sun, 12 Mar 2000 06:39:55 GMT, kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob) wrote, in
alt.slack:
}magdalen@subgenius.com (Rev. Magdalen) posted to alt.slack on Sun, 12
}Mar 2000 06:27:39 GMT with <38CB390A.D2033181@home.com>
}
}> Thus you have to learn to be nice if you’re going to get
}>any.
}
}what does it mean when you are nice and people just look at you funny?
That depends.
Funny ha-ha, funny strange, or funny sick?
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Subject: Re: Isn’t it all about oral sex, really?
From: nu-monet
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Mar 12, 2000 9:54 AM
Message-ID: <38CBAF8C.1DF2@succeeds.com>
kevbob wrote:
>
> magdalen@subgenius.com (Rev. Magdalen) posted to alt.slack on Sun, 12
> Mar 2000 06:27:39 GMT with <38CB390A.D2033181@home.com>
>
> > Thus you have to learn to be nice if you’re going to get
> >any.
>
> what does it mean when you are nice and people just look at you funny?
>
It means that you have do be nice for a while before you stick
your dick out at them. If you just smile at someone and stick
your dick out, it only works occassionally. It also helps if
you do it in context for oral sex. For example, if you stick
out your dick at a window at the DMV, it usually won’t work.
The best trick is to be giving *them* oral sex, and when they’re
starting to enjoy it, maneuver your sex parts so they wave
conspicuously in their face. However, you may choose not to
do this, as the decline of the American educational system
has also affected instruction in how to give oral sex. Most
schools would consider it an “elective”. They might try to
stick your dick in their ear, or up their nose, or something.
You should also remember, that, even under the best of
circumstances, oral sex is still a lot like being attacked
by a giant snail.













