Visiting one of the adult webmaster forums I read and post on (sure you can’t guess which one), I noticed yet another near sighted sponsor, well least one of their “spammers”.

One of those that start a thread to push their program, but all they do is post their latest FHG links. Okay.. and that ads value to the board, how? Well, it’s obvious they do it so they can keep bumping the thread, build up the view and post count and, well probably thinking webmasters will be rolling in like a late night border crossing.

This might be far fetched and maybe I need sleep, but couldn’t webmasters just go to the program to get their official links?

Nah.. cause then Jimmy the program spammer boy wouldn’t have an excuse to keep bumping the thread.

Funny thing is, Jimmy had a chance to redeem himself and his program. Some one asked for samples of his RSS feeds, as it was one of their “oustanding-incredible” benefits of being an affiliate. Come to find out the feeds were just pictures with a little text, only good for splogs. Not much use to bloggers that still believe ample text is blogging.

What do you think the Jimmy did when some one mentioned the feeds were of little use to real bloggers?

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Exactly… not a word. Well he did show up the next day for his latest new FHG spam announcement. Least Jimmys Punctual.

Now last I checked the wind direction, there were all kinds of competition blowing in from all directions. You name a niche these days, (besides those in to screwing their girlfriends armpits, you know who you are) and you’ll find probably 20 programs or more, depending on the niche, that are more than happy to let you send them your tasty traffic.

News-Flash to Jimmy: Your not the only kid on the block. [Return to your normally scheduled thread spamming]

Jimmy could have used the lack-luster feeds review to create a dialog with those in the thread. They actually showed interest, but it was a waste.

God forbid he go as far as pretending to show real interest. He might just have hooked some brand new shiny traffic, that would be a terrible thing.

Jimmy lost the chance, But don’t worry Jimmy’s neighbor the mega sponsor will be more than happy to take on the new sales.

ronnie thinks Jimmy’s boss needs to re-evaluate Jimmy’s wage.