Crazed surgeon amputates patient's penis, chops it up
BUCHAREST (AFP) - A Romanian surgeon who underwent a fit of madness while operating on a man's testicles proceeded to amputate his penis and cut it into three pieces. The surgeon, Naum Ciomu, was said to be a senior member of the hospital staff and a professor of anatomy. He had been operating on a 34-year-old man for a testicular malformation when he committed the act, hospital officials said Friday. "We are shocked by what has happened. It is the first time we have had such a case," said Sorin Oprescu, head of the Bucharest emergency hospital where the operation took place.
Doctor Ciomu had been banned from entering an operating theatre for two months pending the results of an investigation by the medical council, Oprescu said. Meanwhile the wife of the unfortunate patient said she was suing Dr. Ciomu..
Mom Threatens Chuck E. Cheese
MACON, Ga.(API) - A teenager dressed as pizza mascot Chuck E. Cheese was pelted with pizza and threatened with a beating by an angry parent who said the mascot wasn't paying enough attention to her child, police said. Macon police reported that the 17-year-old female employee was dressed as the character — a gray cartoon-like rodent with large front teeth — when a 31-year-old Macon woman threw a piece of pizza at her Sunday afternoon. The report stated that the mother then threatened to "whip" the girl when she changed out of costume. No charges were filed in the incident, so the name of the mother and employee were not released by police.
I was watching Sunday night sex talk with Sue Joehanson the other night, as I do from time to time and heard something new to me. A female caller said she had a female circumsion and wondered if there was anything she could do to help her sex life. Well, I had never heard of that, guess I dont get out enough. Come to find out this is still performed often in some countries in the world. The thought is to keep the woman from straying, to keep them faithfull to their husbands. If this is new to you, get this, for a female circumsion, they either cut off the clit or they sew up the virgina. Holy crap, can you even imagine that? It would be like cutting the head off a guys dick.. OUCH! Not only does that have to hurt, how could you enjoy sex? Also when they sew up the virgina, they sew to up, all except a small hole, just enough to let out some bodily fluids, geez. Well of course these women get all kinds of infections on a regular basis, not only that, when they marry and their husband take them for the first time, they pretty much rip them open, and you think a female virgin has it rough? And we think our culture in the USA is messed up. Guess to each their own, if thats the way your brought up
Better life from more sex
A research group in Cambridge Mass. has released a study that proves that more sex makes for a better life. It went so far as to state that if the frequency of sex increased enough, it was eqated to the feeling of a $50,000 raise. The study was a way to measure the degree to which an improved sex life effected a person. Also, those who paid for their sex, did not achieved the same degree of "happiness" as those in a steady or long term sexual relationship. Another related survery from Queens University in Belfast, found that out a 1,000 males over a 10 year period who had more frequent sex, preserved their life expectancy by 50 percent. Also, the Queens University study found that those who had sex even a few times a week tended to have an improved sense of smell, reduced risk of heart disease, trimmer bodies, stronger teeth, and less depression. Like we needed a fucking survey! Well, some proof to give the wife..:(
Vote Liberal and I'll Strip
BUDAPEST (Reuters) - "Boys, if you vote for the liberals, I'll strip," a girl in jeans and a revealing shirt teases Hungarian voters in a mock advert for the European elections.It was filmed for a joke during the shooting of the liberal Free Democrats official broadcast, in which the girl features, campaign coordinator Gabor Horn told Hungarian news portal index.hu. The short ad is a lighter moment in an increasingly bitter campaign for the June 13 elections in which the ruling party Socialists and opposition Fidesz sling mud at each other.
And, the Number One Reason to Read Books Is...
LONDON (Reuters) - In a bid to lure men in Britain away from TV soccer games and into book shops, publisher Penguin Books will send out a sexy model to offer 1,000-pound ($1,837) prizes to males spotted reading a selected title. The publicity ploy, launched Monday, aims to boost sales among men, who on average buy fewer books than women. "It's to sex up the book industry, which probably needs it, but also to address the more serious issue that reading has fallen off the radar of younger men," said Neil Griffiths, author of Penguin-published "Betrayal in Naples." Penguin's so-called Good Booking Girl will canvass the streets this month for men older than 16 years reading versions of Nick Hornby's "31 Songs" that bear a special cover sticker. A different title will be chosen each month.
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