1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it’s cute.
3. Stop fingering me and fuck me.
4. I’m sorry.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don’t we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It’s more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.