One day the farmer saw his kid digging in the tool shed. He waited until the boy came out then asked him what he was doing. The boy had chicken wire in his hands, and replied I’m going chicken hunting papa.

The farmer just thought his son was crazy. then the boy came back an hour later and had 2 chickens on the chicken wire.

The farmer was dumb founded.

Then the boy came out with duck tape. an hour later he came back with 3 ducks.

The Farmer was in amazement. then the boy came out with pussy willows. the farmer yelled wait boy i’m coming with ya this time!”

a farmer has over 800 laying chickens. But one day his rooster dies. The farmer goes to the bird store to get a new rooster. The clerk gave him a huge rooster and said it would do the job. The farmer goes home, throws the rooster in with the chickens. The rooster rides one, then dies. The farmer goes back to the store and demands a new rooster. The clerk hands him and even bigger rooster than before and says it will do the job for sure. The guy goes home, throws the rooster in with the chickens. The rooster rides one, then dies.

By now the farmer is pissed off. He goes to the store and demands a new rooster. The clerk gives him the scrawniest chicken ever! The guy didn’t have a choice so he goes home, throws the rooster in with the chickens. The rooster rode all them chickens twice before the farmer grabbed him. he threw the rooster in the shed till morning. The next morning the guy goes to the shed only to find that the rooster had drilled through. He found all his chickens tired, his dog cowering in the corner, and his horses all limping. The guy gets scared thinking about the neighboring farm. He finds the rooster flat on his back near the road, two vultures circling over head. The farmer goes to check on the rooster, when suddenly it opened its eyes and said ”man fuck off you’ll scare em away.