There is this guy who has speech problems. he went out to the drug store to get some gum. he asked the lady at the counter for some ‘bum’. she said you mean gum? the man said yes and bought the gum. T

hen he went to the department store to get a bucket. he asked the man at the counter if the had any ‘fuckets’. the man said, you mean buckets? the man said yes, bought the bucket

Then he went to the pet store to buy his daughter a puppy for her b-day. When he got there he asked the lady at the counter if they had any ‘cockandspankits’. the lady said, you mean cockerspainelles? the man said yes.

While he was paying for the puppy, another customer walked through the door and the puppy ran outside. The man went to chase after the puppy, he found the closest person and said, “Can you hold my bum and fuckit while i go catch my cock and spank it?”