A guy goes on to a ship to sail for work, but he notices no women on board so he runs to the captain, “Capt. capt.! There’s no women on board what will be do for pleasure?

Captain: Don’t worry me laddie just stick your dick in that barrel and everything will be alright.

So after a few weeks at sea the guy sticks his dick in the barrel and gets a wonderful sensation so he does this every day after that, untill one day he sticks his dick in the barrel and nothing happens so he runs to the cpat. and says:

“Capt capt! I stuck my dick in the barrel and nothing happed!”

Captain: Oh I forgot to tell you laddie its your turn in the barrel!