A guy walks into a bar and orders 1 beer 1 shot. the bartender asks why so down? the guy says i just found out my son is gay. The bartender says have another one on me. The next day the same guy comes in and orders 2 beers and 2 shots. the bartender asks whats wrong today? the guy says i just found out my other son is gay. The next day the guy comes in again and orders three beers and three shots the bartender asks does anybody in your family like pussy? The guy says yeah, my daughter does thats why im here now.