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		<title>Things To Never Say To A Man With A Small Dick</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. I&#8217;ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it&#8217;s cute. 3. Stop fingering me and fuck me. 4. I&#8217;m sorry. 5. Who circumcised you? 6. Why don&#8217;t we just cuddle? 7. You know they have surgery to fix that. 8. It&#8217;s more fun to look at. 9. Make it dance. 10. You know, there&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horny Cheerleaders</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Three horny cheerleaders decide to take their boyfriends to a hotel and get fucked. So they check in at the hotel and go to their rooms. But their parents get worried for them and go looking for them. They find the hotel and go inside. They go up into the hallway and hear their girls. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Strange Woman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and say&#8217;s,&#8221; See that woman over there, she will give you a blow job and sing the National Anthem at the same time.&#8221; &#8220;No way,&#8221; the guy say&#8217;s. &#8220;oh yeah, and she only charges $20.&#8221; So he walks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why A Bike Is Like Sex</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. 2. It&#8217;s best to wear protective head gear when your going in unfamiliar territory. 3. You can do it by yourself,but it&#8217;s not as much fun. 4. Once you learn you never forget how. 5. You don&#8217;t need any special clothing ,but you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>She Married A Lawyer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, &#8220;Please be gentle, I&#8217;m still a virgin.&#8221; &#8220;What?&#8221; said the puzzled groom. &#8220;How can that be if you&#8217;ve been married ten times?&#8221; &#8220;Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pick up Lines</title>
		<description><![CDATA[- Hey baby why don&#8217;t you be my love buffet I&#8217;ll lay you on the table and take what I want. - Will you play army men with me &#8230; So I can blow the hell out of you - What do you say we&#8217;ll go back to my crib and do some math: Add [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Creation Of The Pussy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red [...]]]></description>
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		<title>First Time Buying Condoms</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller, &#8220;Umm&#8230; err, I&#8217;ve never purchased condoms before, and I don&#8217;t know what size to buy.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s okay. You can test your size on the fence out in back.&#8221; So the man walks out back and he sees three holes. Just as he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He&#8217;s Gotta Jerk Off</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief doctor is showing him around, discussing cases and the facility, when the student sees a patient masturbating right there in the hallway. &#8220;What condition does he have?&#8221; the student asks. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Condom Joke</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What do a bungee jump and a whore have in common? Theyre both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks youre a dead motherfucker!]]></description>
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