There was a blonde brunette and a red-head on a plane that was loosing altitude pretty fast but there were only 2 more parachutes left.

So the red-head goes…’What do we do, there’s only 2 more parachutes left?’

Then the brunette says,’ well i think i should get one parachute cos i have a cure for cancer.’

Then the red-head says,’ I think i should get a parachute cos i am going to be the next prime minister.’

The blonde however grabs a parachute out of the red-heads hands and jumps out of the plane.

The red-head then asks,’ what are we going to do now? there’s only one parachute left.’

The brunette replies, ‘Dont worry, we still have 2 parachutes. the idiot took my lunch box!’