There was this family and they were too poor to buy food so this old man went and shot them a squirrel. It still had the bb’s in it.

They ate and it was the lil girls bedtime and the lil boy went outside.

One lil girl came down: Mommy mommy i peed a bb. That’s good hunny go back to bed.

The other lil girl came down mommy mommy i peed a bb.

Thats good hunny go back to bed.

The lil boy came in and said mommy mommy. Let me guess u peed a bb.

No i was jacking off in the back yard and shot the dog.