A guy walks into a bar and orders 1 beer 1 shot. the bartender asks why so down? the guy says i just found out my son is gay. The bartender says have another one on me. The next day the same guy comes in and orders 2 beers and 2 shots. the bartender asks whats wrong today? the guy says i just found out my other son is gay. The next day the guy comes in again and orders three beers and three shots the bartender asks does anybody in your family like pussy? The guy says yeah, my daughter does thats why im here now.

A guy goes on to a ship to sail for work, but he notices no women on board so he runs to the captain, “Capt. capt.! There’s no women on board what will be do for pleasure?

Captain: Don’t worry me laddie just stick your dick in that barrel and everything will be alright.

So after a few weeks at sea the guy sticks his dick in the barrel and gets a wonderful sensation so he does this every day after that, untill one day he sticks his dick in the barrel and nothing happens so he runs to the cpat. and says:

“Capt capt! I stuck my dick in the barrel and nothing happed!”

Captain: Oh I forgot to tell you laddie its your turn in the barrel!

A sherrif in a small town walks out on a street and sees a blonde cowboy walking down the street with nothing on but his boots, his hat and his gun, so the sherrif arrests him for indecent exposure. As the sherrif is locking him up he asks “Why in the world are you going around town nude?” The cowboy responds “Well, it’s like this sherrif. I was sitting in a bar, when a pretty redhead asked me to go to her motor home with her and I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to take off my shirt…so I did. Then she takes off her skirt and asks me to take off my pants….so I did. Then she takes of her underwear and asks me to take mine off too..so I did. Then she crawls on the bed and gives me a funny look and says “Now go to town cowboy.” so here I am!

There were two priests sitting in the little room where they go when they need to change and they were writing the next sermon for Sunday now this the time when all the stuff was going around about priests but the one says to the other im tired so im going to take a shower and take a nap and the other says okay im almost finished so dont start without me and the one says ok and leaves well temptation gets to him and he says ah forget it so he runs to the shower and enters to find shit colored cum all over the wall and the one says to the other i told you to wait for me and the other says what do you mean i just farted.