Two british adventurer’s were walking through a vast jungle in Africa. They get lost and soon find themselves captured by a tribe of natives. The leader of the tribe says to the tied up men “You have two options. Death, or unga bunga. Choose now.” The first explorer says to the leader “I guess. I’ll take unga bunga.” So they untie the first explorer and strip him naked and bend him over. Then every man in the village has their way with him. The leader looks to the second explorer and says “Which do you choose, death or unga bunga?” The second explorer responds “I’m not stupid! I’ll take death!” So the tribe leader then says “OK! Death by unga bunga.”

A man goes to the doctor because he is bleeding whenever he tries to shit. The doctor takes a look in his ass and say’s, “I think I have something for this but it has to be put in your rectum in order for it to work.” The man say’s, “Whatever will stop the bleeding, do it.” He gives him the first dose and say’s, “Tomorrow, have your wife give you the second and final dosage the same way that I have.” The man thanks the doctor and rushes home.

The next day he gives his wife the medication and tells her what she needs to do. As she is putting it in the man screams. “Oh my god what did I do?” his wife asked. The man replies, “Nothing, but I just noticed that when the doctor gave it to me, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders!!!”