Two british adventurer’s were walking through a vast jungle in Africa. They get lost and soon find themselves captured by a tribe of natives. The leader of the tribe says to the tied up men “You have two options. Death, or unga bunga. Choose now.” The first explorer says to the leader “I guess. I’ll take unga bunga.” So they untie the first explorer and strip him naked and bend him over. Then every man in the village has their way with him. The leader looks to the second explorer and says “Which do you choose, death or unga bunga?” The second explorer responds “I’m not stupid! I’ll take death!” So the tribe leader then says “OK! Death by unga bunga.”