Archive for September 2009

- Hey baby why don’t you be my love buffet I’ll lay you on the table and take what I want.
- Will you play army men with me … So I can blow the hell out of you
- What do you say we’ll go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and I’ll multiply, It’s easy it’ll only take us all day.

- I can’t make a cherry pop but i sure know how to make a babnanna cream.
- I may not be Fred Flintstone ,but I bet I can make you bed rock
- Let’s do breakfast tomorrow should I call you ou nudge you?
- Yo baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, You treat me right And I’ll do it your way.

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