Two british adventurer’s were walking through a vast jungle in Africa. They get lost and soon find themselves captured by a tribe of natives. The leader of the tribe says to the tied up men “You have two options. Death, or unga bunga. Choose now.” The first explorer says to the leader “I guess. I’ll take unga bunga.” So they untie the first explorer and strip him naked and bend him over. Then every man in the village has their way with him. The leader looks to the second explorer and says “Which do you choose, death or unga bunga?” The second explorer responds “I’m not stupid! I’ll take death!” So the tribe leader then says “OK! Death by unga bunga.”

Little red riding hood was working in the woods on her why to her grama’s house. Out of the bushes jumps the Big bad wolf. The wolf said, “Littie red riding hood I’m going to make sweet slow love to you” Little red riding hood said, “Bullsh*t your going to eat me just like the book says!

A guy walks into a bar and orders 1 beer 1 shot. the bartender asks why so down? the guy says i just found out my son is gay. The bartender says have another one on me. The next day the same guy comes in and orders 2 beers and 2 shots. the bartender asks whats wrong today? the guy says i just found out my other son is gay. The next day the guy comes in again and orders three beers and three shots the bartender asks does anybody in your family like pussy? The guy says yeah, my daughter does thats why im here now.

A family decided to take there vacation on a beach, but it happened to be a nude beach. Well there little boy came up to his mom and said, “mommy there are some women here who have bigger boobies than yours” the mom replied ” well son the bigger they are the dumber they are”, so with that he ran off to play.
A little while later he came back to his mom and said ” mommy mommy there are some guys here who have bigger pee pees than daddys”
once again she said ” well the bigger they are the dumber they are”
so he went off to play again.
After a while he came back up to his mom and said “mom I just saw dad talking to the dumbest women I have ever seen and has he talked he just kept on getting dumber and dumber and dumber.