A blonde,redhead and a brunnete were waiting in the gynacoligists office,for there check-up.
The redhead says,”i heard that the position you always have sex in determine the sex of your baby’. redhead continues”since i was always on top , i’m having a boy.”

Then the brunnete says,”so i was always on the bottom, i must be having a girl.

Then they heard the blonde crying and the brunnete asked”whats the matter?”

Then the blonde replied,”i’m having puppies!”

A sherrif in a small town walks out on a street and sees a blonde cowboy walking down the street with nothing on but his boots, his hat and his gun, so the sherrif arrests him for indecent exposure. As the sherrif is locking him up he asks “Why in the world are you going around town nude?” The cowboy responds “Well, it’s like this sherrif. I was sitting in a bar, when a pretty redhead asked me to go to her motor home with her and I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to take off my shirt…so I did. Then she takes off her skirt and asks me to take off my pants….so I did. Then she takes of her underwear and asks me to take mine off too..so I did. Then she crawls on the bed and gives me a funny look and says “Now go to town cowboy.” so here I am!

There is this guy who has speech problems. he went out to the drug store to get some gum. he asked the lady at the counter for some ‘bum’. she said you mean gum? the man said yes and bought the gum. T

hen he went to the department store to get a bucket. he asked the man at the counter if the had any ‘fuckets’. the man said, you mean buckets? the man said yes, bought the bucket

Then he went to the pet store to buy his daughter a puppy for her b-day. When he got there he asked the lady at the counter if they had any ‘cockandspankits’. the lady said, you mean cockerspainelles? the man said yes.

While he was paying for the puppy, another customer walked through the door and the puppy ran outside. The man went to chase after the puppy, he found the closest person and said, “Can you hold my bum and fuckit while i go catch my cock and spank it?”

Why can’t a blonde dial 9-1-1?

She couldn’t find the 11 button.

One day a blonde brunnette and a red head approached a river full of sharks and crocodiles and they were trying to figure out a way to get across.

The red head (ranger) tried to swim across but she got eaten and then the brunnette tried to jump across but she didn’t make it and got eaten.

Then the blonde says ” I know ill use that bridge over there to make a boat to get across! “

There was this family and they were too poor to buy food so this old man went and shot them a squirrel. It still had the bb’s in it.

They ate and it was the lil girls bedtime and the lil boy went outside.

One lil girl came down: Mommy mommy i peed a bb. That’s good hunny go back to bed.

The other lil girl came down mommy mommy i peed a bb.

Thats good hunny go back to bed.

The lil boy came in and said mommy mommy. Let me guess u peed a bb.

No i was jacking off in the back yard and shot the dog.

A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks into the forward cabin at the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.

The blonde replies, ”I’m young, blonde and beautiful, and I’m going to sit here all the way to fuckin New York, you here me?!” Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach. Again, the blonde replies, ”I’m young, blonde and beautiful, and I’m going to sit here all the way to New York damnit.”

The captain doesn’t want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem.

He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde’s ear. She immediately gets up, says, ”Thank you so much.” hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replies, ”I just told her that the first class section isn’t going to New York.”